my name is Alice and this is what goes on in my head....
if you like you can call me Lacie
whatever floats your boat [i guess]
i live in England
okay enjoy your time on my blog <3xoxo
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.